This morning, Akpos’ Landlord was complaining that Johnny had impregnated his daughter. .

As Akpos over-heard d landlord shouting, he came out of his house and asked d landlord.

Akpos: Oga landlord, what have Johnny done dis time?.

Landlord: Johnny got d mind to impregnant my only daughter.

Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of wat u are saying?.

Landlord: Yes, dis morning i saw my daughter vomitting, wen i noticed dat she was pregnant, i asked her who impregnanted her & she said dat Johnny is d one who impregnanted her.

Akpos: Abomination, Johnny is a fool, he is a bastard. Oga landlord since I have been sleeping with ur wife, have u got any report that I have impregnanted her?